Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I never remember a time in my life when I did not want to play football.


My son who is 8 years old started playing football for the first time last week. He asked me to sign him up a week before practice started for this season and I did that for him. He made it through the first week of practice without pads and thought it was great, then on day 2 of practice with equipment on, he decided that he doesnt want to play anymore.



I will do whatever is good for my son right now, but I have to say that I am so not dealing with this well right now......he told me all last week how much fun he was having and today it stopped and suddenly he hates it and wants nothing more to do with it and I dont know why.



I dont want him to quit cause I dont want to him to think that he can quit anything in his future that gets difficult. I, being the pussy dad, will allow his monkey ass to quit if he wants (due to advice from my wife and other family) but this is sooooooooooo not sitting well with me.


I feel as if I am losing my mind right now

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Olberman

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Click it or Ticket




Ya know what... the freakin ads for this whole "Click it or Ticket" campaign is annoying as hell. Wearing your seatbelt is the law, yeah that is great, but seriously why all the radio and tv commercials? I understand having billboards or signs along the highway concerning the new rules, but good fucking lord, stop the damn commercials!!! Last year it was 800 commercials on every fucking channel about not drinking and driving (cause ya know, "over the limit, under arrest") and this year it is fucking seatbelts.

Maybe I am just over reacting about all this but here anyway is a list of what pisses me off about these kind of commercials:

1) What is the deal with spending a brazillion dollars to let us know about laws that are common sense. Yeah we know drunk driving is against the rules, but ya know, it is just fun.

2) I find it hilarious that seat belts are mandatory but helmets are not required for motorcycles.

3) Why not make commercials telling people that rape, murder, arson and rape are illegal as well. Oh did I mention rape twice? My bad...I like rape. (please tell me someone got that reference)

4) The last thing is really, havent seat belts been mandatory for 10 years now? Giving people a warning about checking for it is just retarded in my opinion. I was in a car wreck 10 years ago when some old woman didnt notice that 3 lanes of traffic came to a stop and she was nice enough to smash into me, since then i wear my seatbelt everytime i get in the car. It is a little something to possibly keep my ass from going through the windshield in case of a wreck. But I gotta say, I think it should be voluntary....if a dumbass wants to drive a rice burner like he is Nick freakin Hogan without a seatbelt then I for one welcome that shit....weed out the morons I say!!

Friday, July 25, 2008

link time - some NSFW

KSK, you guys fucking rule!

What if Tom Brady had his own comic book?

Go to youporn and search for motel69star....she is something to see. I saw her a month or so back in this vid (nsfw) and have been fascinated with her since!

hope ya like the links...wanted to post something and was being lazy, hence the links! and wanted to give KSK the props...I found a link a year ago to a bunch of sports blogs and i believe KSK was the second link i clicked. I did not click on a third..I knew I found something great there!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

WTF

What the fuck is up with gas prices in Florence? $4.30 a gallon when every other gas station in the area is at $4.09, are ya freakin kidding me? Good lord I used to avoid the BP on Buttermilk Pike due to high prices but now it is cheaper for me to drive there for gas than for me to stop near my house.

How is it that when the price of oil raises a $1.00 the price at the pump jumps a dime..but when, like last week, over a two day period oil dropped almost $10.00 and if i remember right that is around the time the BP on Rt 18 in Florence raised its prices to $4.30. We will never see gas below $3.50 a gallon again will we? Oh and special cock punch is saved for you OPEC shitheads. On the heels of oil dropping nine bucks a statement is issued saying basically "if you gas prices are bad now, wait until the Israeli's and U.S. start a war with Iran". That was a pretty good code for "better get the price of oil back up to $145"...thanks a lot cocksucker! Make sure the price stays high so you can buy a solid platinum toilet to go with your solid gold toilet you already have!
Anyone who has a job has to buy gas to get back and forth, there is no way around that right? But for a nice little cock punch to oil companies I am vowing right now to not go inside any gas station and buy anything other than gas. Same goes with getting a car wash at the stations that offer them, which is something if my car was screamin dirty i would occasionally pop down another 2 bucks for a wash but now...fuck all that. Unless you are giving the car washes for free, cram it up your asses! There is one exception though...the BP on US 42 in Florence, nice people working there and is on my way home where i will stop at times to buy beer, that will be the only gas station that gets my bizness. So feel free to join me in the mini-boycott from buying anything but gas at stations (but you can have one that is convenient to buy beers or coffee, but nothing else!) start going back to the Ameristop that is outta the way instead.

Quick notes -
Brett Favre , dude just stay retired. Look at Jordan's last attempt at unretiring, playing for a crappy team and being past your prime are not good things to have together. I mean really..how many more INT's do you wanna throw?
Odell Thurma, what the fuck happened to you man? You get off the NFL suspension, you then piss off your employer and get released.Then you fuck up again and are for the most part done from the NFL then you knock out some douchebag at a waterpark. Dude you need some help. And get your agent looking at the CFL, bet the Calgary Stampede would take you in a second!
Chris Henry, i totally think that the kid you fought had goaded your punk ass into the fight, BUT after the crap you went through in the last year you should have backed away from it....then have your boys kick the shit outta the kid! But go on knowing that you maybe showed other talented douchebags what not to do.
Joey Votto, Jay Bruce and Ed Volquez...you kids fucking rule! Keep on trucking boys!
Hung out at Mulligans on Saturday nite with a big group of friends and family (and even one of those damned Teamsters!) and damn if that wasnt a good time. Beers were cold, the vodka/cranberry that my wife was getting were nice and strong, and ya gotta love the bartender for that one! Oh and SRV one 4 tickets to Disney World! Woohooo...any bids?
Appetizers at Fridays are fucking awesome! The pot stickers and jack daniels chicken strips....oh.fuck.and yes!!

To round out the nite- found the Miss Universe pagent on tonight. Had to watch because....well because the girls are hott! But I want punch in the mouth whoever decided that it would be a good idea to make the chicks wear pads inside the bra during the swimsuit part. Ya freakin jackass...thanks for killing all the great hard nipple shots! What the fuck! Thumbs up to you Miss Spain for your swimsuit. Oh hells yeah SRV caught the Camel Toe that you were sporting!
the pic is of a Miss Canada from a year or so back, but wanted to give you guys something here

Monday, July 7, 2008

Sorry I have been away for a while

that is of course any is still checking back here. I got whole bunch of pissing and moaning in my head that i need to throw out here for ya all..

be back soon
SRV

Sunday, May 25, 2008