Saturday, March 29, 2008

suck on this one Cal / Stanford

suck on this one Cal / Stanford - I would love to know what that fat bastard is doing on 50 at the end here.....bet films the next day were a freakin treat!

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

whiney bastard

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3309769&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

ummm...CJ pull the panties outta your crack! Ya know us idiotic Bengal fans think you rule (though I personally would love to see you not alligator arm the passes across the middle) and we want you here. You, TJ and Chris Henry are an excellent combo that I think will be on the level of Indy soon. Yes the def needs to be shored up, and I am frustrated with it is as well. Justin Smith is gone (loved how hard he worked but was not worth millions!) and now there is salary cap room for someone to come in. The def lineman whose trade was canceled was a huge "up yours from the NFL" but think, the Browns got him for a draft pick and Leigh Bodden, that should help ya right?

rock on and quit your bitchin and go an collect a paycheck dude

Sunday, March 23, 2008

March Madness

what a great first and second round for the NCAA championship! Great buzzer beaters! Great big teams getting knocked off by great smaller teams! Western Kentucky making it to the sweet 16 (cant believe you guys didnt do that when Jack Jennings was a Hilltopper!) U.K. lost in the first round that they did deserve to be in, to a team that deserved to win against them. To all you U.K. haters, and there are a lot of you, the Cats wrapped up a bad season and are graduating two seniors. They are loaded with froshmen and sophmores and will probably have a good recruiting class coming in...they will be a force again in the next few years!

Good for you Xavier for overcoming a bad start and going off big time!! Suck it Duke, Arizona and USC for sticking it to my brackets!!!! Not that I would have won but...ya know, you gotta play for a chance to win!



that is all, oh and yeah hey, Gov Richardson...awesome beard my brother!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

I can't say this enough

I honestly get sick to my stomache when I watch Olberman for more than a minute. And I usually can not click off of it when I see it, cause of the things he says, the way he says anything about a Republican...the hatred is not hidden at all with this cocksucker. At least dude, make it look like you do more than listen to Air America all day while at the same time watching video highlights of FoxNews.
And yeah man...you are freakin hilarious by refering to Rush Limbaugh as the comedian. Saying about Hannity's comments about Barry Obama if elected "will be a racist and anti-semite" that "wouldnt that mean he would be close to your listeners?"
Jeebus what a fuckin hardon -



I for one would not be suprised if one of Olberman's staffers had put the "death threat" comment on the Fox news site, and at the same time I have heard Hannity talk about things left on message boards of Olberman's site..how about both of you fuckers quit quoting anonymous comments left by whack jobs...they dont represent what normal people think.

oh and Olberman, I agree with Cheney and his "so what" comment.. the U.S. is in a war, do you think that we should drop everything and get out because a poll is taken that shows a majority is against the war? If you believe that feel free to vote Democrat in November...and instead of the U.S. being the international that you boners think we are now, we will be the pussies of the world. Go ahead and pull us out of Iraq and Afghanistan (or is that the good war?) whatever. Take us out of Iraq and see what happens in a short time..
to sum up, suck my sweaty hairy balls Olberman! I cant believe I ever thought you were cool when you were on ESPN, suck it douchebag!

Monday, March 17, 2008

What a cool school !!

Looks like channel 5 forget to show the multitudes of "students" that always found a way to not actually go inside a classroom. And what the hell...no mention of the kid who took a shot at the assistant principal, or the fun of sitting in a classroom and hearing shots being fired at random.

oh and the kid who introduces the basketball practice...yeah he's a dealer. Nino Brown Jr that kid is...and he is a smart ass prick as well (had words with the little bastard today) reap what you sow Nino!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

March 14

Well God damn it! I heard about the special holiday that today is back in January and yet I totally forgot about it....today is, for all who do not know is the guys version of Valentines day. That is right...mark it on your calender for next year, March 14 is officially "Steak and Blow-Job" day! Remind your woman, she has to treat you right, cook you a kick ass steak and then she has to bob the knob for ya -the swallowing as always is up to her, which means if you are married forget about it, unless you married one of those cool kind of chicks!

In case you are wondering why my black ass is posting this when I should be getting a beej, is my wife works every other weekend, and luck of the draw has her working this weekend. I will demand a belated BJ during her next night off!

have a good one, and welcome to all of my new readers...I love all you teamsters~~!! Hoffa rules yo!!!! oh and can you guys help me start a union for computer technicians? I am getting hosed at my job and I want to stick it to the man!! So help a brother out you U.s.F. Holland boys!!!

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Monday, March 10, 2008

The Wire - Series finale

I just now got done watching the final episode of the series, and all I want to say about it is : If you did not have HBO and did not get to experience the show, please do not hesitate to rent it! Start with season One and watch the progression...it is honestly a thing of beauty!

All I know is that as soon as the series are available in a box set, I am going to buy and am going to nerd out to it big time , and this is my invite for all my bois to come and root for McNulty, Bunk, Marlo, Barksdale, Stringer, PropJoe, The Greek, Chris & Snoop and the youngin, Bubbles, Kima, Herc, Carver , Ronnie, Cheese, Beatrice, Weee-Bey, Namond, Bunny, and Randy (who was among many of the great characters who were denied an award for this amazing show)
Please keep up the good work HBO, what an outstanding series!!!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

To all you Michigan and Florida Democrats:

To everyone that thinks that Florida and Michigan should vote again so that their delegates are allowed to count in the Democrat primary process I say this : Are you fucking retarded?!? You Dems in both states thought that by moving your races up you could influence who was going to be the nominee. You were told by the Dem national committee that if you moved the date of your primary to the date you chose that your delegates wouldnt count and yet you did it anyway. So I say sorry about your freakin luck....stop the whole whining and crying bullshit about how the peoples vote not the "super delegates" should decide the race. Well ya know what, the people in other states are deciding and guess what, they are split down the middle and neither candidate will be able to get the nomination before the convention. I, for one, am happy to see a good old fashioned convention where backroom deals will decide who is a Presidential nominee.

so to sum up, this is what the Dem party of Florida and Michigan get for breaking the rules of your own party!!!!

so no more pissing and moaning...you guys fucked up, now you gotta pay the price! And for your viewing pleasure here is the best thing about Florida


Friday, March 7, 2008

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Random

-Congrats Brett Farve on finally retiring. You had a great season last year and it would have been hard to top at the end of your career. I do think it is funny how over the last two years reporters have been giving him shit for not retiring and when he finally does pull the trigger they have a heart attack about it!

-Way to go Hillary for getting a few wins in finally! And it is hilarious to hear that the Democrats can accuse themselves of voter fraud during elections! (thought only Republicans could rig election results!) And speaking of the primaries, I was happy to see that SNL picked up on the way Obama is being treated by the media compared to anyone else!

-Oh and what is the difference between some liberal dickwad photoshopping something like this about GW - but there is an uproar when a caller, let me repeat that, a CALLER to Rush Limbaugh makes a small joke about Obama looking like Curious George. The one thing that still gets me is, Rush didnt make the joke...good lord and he came back from commercial and immediately apologized about the comment. So get over it fuckers...people are stepping all over the place to not look racist when dealing with Obama, and will have to guess that the first journalist to get rough with him will be labled a racist cocksucker

-Saving Grace (which airs on TNT) is a suprisingly good show. Monday night I caught an episode and then another, gotta love the back to back episodes! So if you get bored and see it on, check it out

-Toddo is running a March Madness poll !! So if you want in, and you have the first initial J. and the last name "Mast" and you want to join up, post a comment to this and i will send you the link!!

-I like cheerleaders
-I had a kid at my job today, who heard me talking to someone I work with, look at me in shock and say "Did I just hear you curse?" Now our three or four readers know me and know where I work, to anyone else reading lets just say that I work in a public school. And let me point out that the kid who was shocked, I heard the words "muthafucka" "shit" "bitch" "nigga"and "God damn man" this was all while talking to himself while working on a spreadsheet project for the class. And he is looking at me like my sexy white ass dropped teh "N-bomb" when talking to his teacher.....and for the record i believe I just said "Shit" (without the quotes though!!)


- to wrap it up tonight... I like titties!!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Starting the week off right

if you are at work I would be careful, nothing too dirty but we all know how uppity some old broads can be


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