Saturday, November 24, 2007

Go on with your bad self Kucinich!!!

Clicking around on Michelle Malkin's web site on a cold boring Saturday afternoon and found a few mentions to a whack-job site called prison planet. Apparently the nutbar who runs the site thinks that we are all prisoners in this hell hole called the U.S. of A. - but that is not the point of this post, the point is there is an article on that site with the headline "Elizabeth Kucinich: My husband would absolutely consider running with Ron Paul" From the thumbnail of Mr. and Mrs. Kucinich I had to google her and boy was I glad I did that!


Behold your next First Lady:

So I am here to say, good for you Dennis...the best move for you right now would be to take her everywhere with you, get her in front of the cameras, hell take her on stage with you to the debates (or at least point to her in the crowd and get her smokin hott rack out there for the world to see!!!!! At the very least the showing of your hott wife - dare I say MILF?- would help push Biden's plagairizing ass out of the race and maybe he will take the spic with him!

SRV is now throwing his support out for Mrs Kucinich, anything I can do to you/for you baby...you just let me know, I got a "soupcan" just for you chickie!Oh and she has a sexy Brit accent as well...what a woman!

To be fair and balanced here lets show the rest of the hott Republican and Democrat signifagant others in the race for First Lady:
Mrs Fred Thompson

Mrs Obama
Mrs Guiliani

Mr Hilary And finally Mrs Mitt Romney :

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets!!!!!!

God damn....good for you Jet fans for getting your female ticketholders to show rack during halftime at Jets losses. That is so much better than watching the West Rutherford marching band or the flag football game that St Ritas is putting on. I live in Cincinnati, been to many a Bengal game and have yet to see any local chick show boobs during the game (the only time i saw a chick flashing rack at a game was a Brown game with seats in the Dawg pound...girl in front of me and my friend said she would show em when the Browns scored against the Steelers.....yeah she flashed at the 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter!!)
So to sum it up...good for you Jet fans for getting your chicks to share in the halftime boredom...you's guys fucking rule!!!

SRV

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Mullet of the Week

This one is for Jim:





Midgiemullet:
Midgiemullets have the highest MPSI (mulletude per square inch) rating within their species.
Irish folklore has it that if you caress the Midgiemullet 3 times, you will be blessed with a case and a half of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your doorstep within the next 48 hours.



Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: taunting non-mullets, being tossed and bowled.

Favorite Band: Kid Rock

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Rambling just to ramble

I am sure I am not alone in wondering how the freaking Bengals actually pulled a win out against the Ravens. Poor Steve Mcnair, in my opinion you used to be a damn fine QB...these past two seasons you have proved that you are not that QB anymore.

Tony Romo - you are the fucking man! Keep smiling and throwing TD's to T.O.'s crazy ass brother, you fucking rule!

The only thing better than a good side boob shot is a good whale tail. Feel free to agree with me after checking the pics

If Democrats think that GW is the worst president ever, they are in for a rude awakening when Hilary gets elected...she is going to hand the U.S. over to the U.N. and the fucking chinks (oh and all the spics are gonna be driving the chinks around with their new drivers licenses)

Attention: Underboob is the new Sideboob!!!









Saving Private Ryan is a damn fine movie, the D-day scene(which I am watching right now) is intense as hell



I dont care what any jackass says about Brittany, I think she is badd ass!! Scroll to the bottom (hehe bottom!) the last pic of her ass makes me tingle baby! The song pretty much blows but damn...see her ass bounce while wearing the panties creeping up that juicy butt....oh hells yeah


I think the only NFL game I picked correctly this week was the Bengals game, Peyton Manning throws six INT's? what the fuck?


rock on,


SRV

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Going Green?

NBC...are you shitting me? Doing highlights during halftime Sunday night witht the lights in the studio off, so that they can go "Green". According to Bob Costas (who mind you is not worth the steam of my piss) stated that with the lights off for the halftime show that they save enough energy to power 100 normal homes. Those hard ons have candles on the desk to have some light their faces, yet there is neon lights and scrolling info bars going all over the place.

I am all for saving energy if it can be saved, as in normal people turning their lamps off if not needed is great. And I guess I am for NBC showing people that energy should be conserved, and as long as they dont preach the whole "Do as we say not as we do " thing that is great. But if they start the preaching I will start my bitching!! God help em if I hear the words "purchased carbon credits for...." carbon credits are such a farce, that I am honestly happy that someone is scamming "green" MF'ers ~!!!!


Until that time, turn your lights off if not in the room, but dont do anything else to raise your electric bill - damn the man people!!!
rock on,
SRV

Web blog awards

Click on this and go to best sports blog and vote for Kissing Suzy Kolber, then vote for Michelle Malkin under Best Conservative Blog, and Will Wheaton for Best Celebrity Blog.......vote early and vote often.
KSK made me want to get out here and start posting so please support those funny as hell , dick joke makers, and huge supporters of cheerleaders (especially the Texan cheerleaders)

rock on,
SRV