Political thoughts

after watching bits and pieces of the State of the Union I had a few thoughts that I wanted to share :

-Do the Democrats and Republicans have to sit on opposite sides of the room? Make those MF'ers sit either by the time they have spent in the Senate or House, or by state...sorry about your luck Wyoming...get your ass to the back!

-Has anyone else noticed that Obama,Mccain, Kucinich and Hilary all pretty much campaigned all year in 2007 and yet still got paid to represent their respective states. I think that is crap and if any Senator wants to run for President, they should have to resign before hand. Then again if Kucinich had to resign from office we wouldnt get to hear his crazy ass speeches from the senate floor!

-Earmarks....seriously are you senators on fucking crack? Or how about this...yeah you can give $40 million to build a bridge in Alaska that the same 45 people will use per month yet there is no money to be had to replace the Brent Spence ? Yeah KY and OH...lets make that a toll bridge, great freakin idea. I will park at the front of the toll and do my damndest to back up traffic to Lexington if this ever happens (on a daily basis as well)

-is anyone else annoyed by the retarded standing ovations in the state of the union?

-I have come to realize that John Mccain is lying cocksucker (or at least can spin what he said to make it spin 180....wtf mccain?)

-the media hating mitt romney has made me like him.....thanks CNN!

- Dennis Kucinich's wife is hott as hell and if he would have let her campaign like Bill Clinton then he would not have dropped out

- All of you fuckers in congress are responsible for the Social Security mess that is coming soon. I will not pay any more SSN taxes than I already do for something that you screwed up. How about you cocks take a major huge pay cut (or send 50% of your salary to the "lock box" that you guys thought was a piggy bank) for a few years and get it back to where it will be what FDR thought it would be. If you dont want to donate your salary then fix the damn thing!!! You cant get anything done in the house unless it has something to do with steriods or an "economic stimulus"...get your heads straight jackasses

anyway just wanted to throw this out there, rock on

SRV

I am so going to hell for this....

but I have to throw it out here. Let it first be stated that I am a Bengal fan...I love to scream at the tv every Sunday in frustration. Been doing it since 1990 and it is too fun to stop now. I read an article on gocinci.com about David Pollack wanting to make a come back to pro football after breaking his neck in 2006. And to be honest, when he got hurt I thought he should hang it up then and there, but he hung around and apparently has been training to get ready for next season. After reading the article I think if he wants to give it a try that is his call and good for you brother. I mean really look at Teddy Bruschi...that guy has a damn stroke and he comes back and has been playing completely badass since the stroke but I digress.

The point of me going to hell is after reading the article about Pollack (click the link above) is when I saw this pic of him :

this is all I could picture in my head :

it had to be thrown out there...heres hoping the Dr report is good for you Pollack and you can come back. God knows the Bengals need someone to punch Odell Thurman in the nads a few times for being a dumbass

rock on

Double OH - What the Fuck?

OK, I think everyone knows that I am a James Bond fan. If not...I am a James Bond fan.

I mean, what's not to like? Guns, gadgets, hot chicks. OK, Roger Moore was Teh Gay, but still, in a campy way, even his Bond movies were pretty good (except Moonraker).

Check out this list of the Bond movies from days gone by. How cool are these titles:

Dr. No (Ursula Andress, Jack Lord...come to Jamaica mon!)

From Russia with Love (Connery is a bad ass)

Goldfinger (Made in KY. Odd Job, Pussy Galore, classic)

Thunderball (best one of them all in my opinion)

You Only Live Twice (Connery as a Jap?? But where would Austin Powers be without it?)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (George Lazenby? WTF? Telly Savalas is cool as Blofeld)

Diamonds are Forever (Best Moore film, Vegas Baby!)

Live and Let Die (introducing Jane Seymour, kick ass Harlem shit too!)

The Man with the Golden Gun (I can't insult this one, a tribute to Nipples! And a midget!)

The Spy Who Loved Me (Barbara Bach - mmmmmmm)

Moonraker (mulligan, although Jaws was in it and the femme was named Holly Goodhead)

For your Eyes Only (Moore really showing his age, hot Greek chick though)

Octopussy (how can you hate circus chicks and a title like this?)

A View to a Kill (not real good, but Christopher Walken helps)

The Living Daylights (Timothy Dalton debut, not horrible)

License to Kill (Bond gets married? WHAT? You're fired Dalton!)

Goldeneye (Brosnan steps in admirably, I like that Famke Janssen too!)

Tomorrow Never Dies (Brosnan still cool, best since Connery)

The World is not Enough (John Cleese appears as gadget guy, hate Judi Dench as M)

Die Another Day (Do we really need to be reminded about Halle Barry?)

Casino Royale (OK, new guy, I haven't seen it, supposed to be good)

Which finally brings me to the point of my post. Please take a second to again review the titles listed above. All pretty cool right? OK, A View to a Kill is retarded, but other than that?

I saw a commercial tonight for the newest 007 movie coming out. Still starring Daniel Craig, I don't know how he is, didn't watch Casino Royale.

Here's the title they give it:

QUANTUM OF SOLACE

What in the name of Zeus's butthole is that shit? That has got to be the stupidest thing I have EVER heard in my entire life! Are they trying to get chicks there thinking it's a love story? I just do not get it at all. This is really pissing me off.

Here's a quote about the title from an article I just Googled:

"Craig said Fleming defined a quantum of solace — it means, roughly, a measure of comfort — as "that spark of niceness in a relationship that if you don't have, you might as well give up.""

WHAT? That is NOT the James Bond I know. Can you see Connery saying faggoty shit like that??? Who's the villain? Oprah?

FUCK ME. I am so upset about this. This may be the end of James Bond as we know him. Next thing you know, he'll be going green.

SRV is back damn it!!

it has been a bit since I posted out here (I blame the Wii the kids got for Christmas....damn is that thing fun, got get a shoot em up/ kill game for it though!)
just found this video on college humor and had to share it....enjoy the urban legends

SRV

WOMEN, AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Part I

Part II

Part III

BucketHead

this motherfucker rules! A friend of mine showed me this today at work and now I gotta say I am a BucketHead fan! It is a bit long but worth the viewing, enjoy
SRV