16-0?!??!??!

It is starting soon.....will the Patriots actually go undefeated this season. I am guessing they will as they overcame a few crappy games to scrape out a win and they suprisingly made it past the great Miami Dolphins last week. The big question is.....do we want to hear all the pain in the ass Patriot fans to be able to talk forever about how they went 16-0? I dont...I would rather have those uppitty fuckers from the '72 Dolphin die out as the only undefeated team (when the hell is Shula gonna kick off anyway?)
Anyway, come on Eli ya freakin nerd.....get a late season win, and will someone please put a helmet to the knee of Tom Brady? (check out the name of the pic....thought that was awesome!)


update during the game :holy crap is that #89 for the Giants the next Mark Bavaro or what? MF'er is huge!http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1793290.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106C5B219619E1E16B85A5397277B4DC33E


http://theaceofspades.wordpress.com/2007/11/10/gee-i-wonder-why-we-all-hate-the-patriots/

How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Apparently I could take on 23 of these little bastards. Probably just based on height and complete hatred of children.

I'm not sure if that's a good score or not, I'll wait to see what you eggplants come up with.

The Mitchell Report

I wanted to touch on this real quick. I am shocked by one of the names on the list and have to voice my...umm,well, my voice about it. We all expected the usual suspects on the list - Mcgwire,Sosa, Bonds, Palmeiro, Caminiti and Bret Boone. We all knew that the coolest kid ever Ken Griffey Jr would not be on the list....that kid is all natural boys and he is the greatest ever (despite his stints on the DL the last few years)

But I CAN NOT honestly believe that a great, natural player such as Hal Morris could have been juicing.

I worked for the Red's back in the early 90's (missed the series but saw a playoff series) and got to know Hal from working there and at Larosa's at the same time. Once a week starting after spring training in 1991 Hal would come to lunch at the Larosa's I worked at once a week, he would eat spaghetti, salad (ranch dressing) and ice tea. He was such a super nice guy that I could not help but think he was cool as hell. I was on the groundcrew for the Red's so I got to meet a lot of the players, most of them had the attitude of "fuck off dude, I am a ball player" but not Hal..he would take a minute to chat with me and my co-workers on the 'Crew, and always had a kind word. Hal was ranked second as the favorite of the 'Crew only because he played at the same time as Jose Rijo, who will always rank in my mind as my favorite Red EVER (again Hal close #2) Of all the autographs I got while at the Red's, Hal is one of my favs

Any way to wrap it up..Hal, if you did what is mentioned in the article that is your business, but just saying as a fan - I do not believe it. I saw daily how hard you worked on your swing, you were always in the cage or had a tee out smackin into the net...you were my "shoeless Joe" if that doesnt sound too gay. But if you did this Hal, I am one fan who is pretty disappointed here.

Mullet of the week time!

I think this may be the best ever. I'm not sure how to top this, but I'll try again next week!

Midgiemullhawk: Does it get any better?

Mulletude: 8
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: unexpected enemas, spittin' bomb lyrics, knowing that you know it don't stop.
Sightings: your cupboard (under the saucer).
Favorite Band: Creed.

I am so doing this at BLa3k's next game

for the normal people out there Bla3k is the nine year old son of a friend of mine. I love that boy and God love him cause he loves to bust my chops whenever he sees me, and damn, that kid can freakin play poker! So my boy BLa3k is playing ball, high school style and I need to get out and check him out (he is not nine btw, I think he is 16 now) So this is for you BLa3k!, if SRV can have a few beers before one of your games...you are gonna see my hott ass in the crowd dancing like this for ya!!

rock on,
SRV

Suck my dick NBC Sunday nightfootball

There is something so fuckin irritatingy about Al Michaels and John Madden on NBC. I used to love listening to them commentate games up until this year, maybe it is just hearing the same bullshit lines over and over again. Think back to any game you have heard them do, and picture any receiver who catches a pass right on the first down marker, and I swear to you that no matter what the down and distance on that play, you will hear "Well he knows exactly how much to get on every play" Umm, excuse me AL, that fucking guy is running a slant, and yes he knows how far he needs to go for a first...time for a new line grandpa!!!

Also fuck NBC for having Keith Olbermans jackass on a sports show...he had his chance with ESPN and he burned that bridge, stick with your anti-Bush rants on MSNBC fuckstick!

And the final fuck you is for showing this tonight:

I first saw this sammich a few years back and have been jonesin for it since! Fuckin Primanti bros.....your sammichs look so good! Please....please for the love of all that is good and holy, open up shop somewhere here in Cinci! I will come and work for ya!!!! Oh, man, look at that shit , any big honkin deli sammich you want - topped with some slaw and a big handfull of fries...oh hells yeah!! I want to drive to Pittsburgh one day next summer eat at a Primanti Bros, then load up the car with a few cases of Yuengling and all will be right with the world! KB you up for a road trip in 2008??

my rant is done....please go about your business

Pitt /vs/ West Virginia

1:46 left in the game but wanted to post that if Pitt loses this game, the back judge should be investigated. He threw two late as hell holding penalties on the same guy on different plays (one was for a TD the other for a crucial first down)

Pitt is getting jobbed

well thanks to my computer running slow as shit, WV could not convert on a 4th and ten, Pitt has the ball again - of course there is a late flag on the Pitt def for excessive celebration (punk ass kid defended a pass and put his hand up signaling #1 and that got a flag...what the fuck)

so to sum up the game, the 4-7 Pitt Panthers have played a great game, the Mountaineers have not and hence the score but seriously, damn if the refs were not trying to swing the outcome of this game. Doubt there will be another word said about it except from the coach of pitt (have no clue how to spell his name)
Edit - game is over, Pitt took a smart safety to run out the clock and to win the game, the refs should be fired for that pathetic performance!