16-0?!??!??!

It is starting soon.....will the Patriots actually go undefeated this season. I am guessing they will as they overcame a few crappy games to scrape out a win and they suprisingly made it past the great Miami Dolphins last week. The big question is.....do we want to hear all the pain in the ass Patriot fans to be able to talk forever about how they went 16-0? I dont...I would rather have those uppitty fuckers from the '72 Dolphin die out as the only undefeated team (when the hell is Shula gonna kick off anyway?)
Anyway, come on Eli ya freakin nerd.....get a late season win, and will someone please put a helmet to the knee of Tom Brady? (check out the name of the pic....thought that was awesome!)


update during the game :holy crap is that #89 for the Giants the next Mark Bavaro or what? MF'er is huge!http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1793290.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106C5B219619E1E16B85A5397277B4DC33E


http://theaceofspades.wordpress.com/2007/11/10/gee-i-wonder-why-we-all-hate-the-patriots/

How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Apparently I could take on 23 of these little bastards. Probably just based on height and complete hatred of children.

I'm not sure if that's a good score or not, I'll wait to see what you eggplants come up with.

The Mitchell Report

I wanted to touch on this real quick. I am shocked by one of the names on the list and have to voice my...umm,well, my voice about it. We all expected the usual suspects on the list - Mcgwire,Sosa, Bonds, Palmeiro, Caminiti and Bret Boone. We all knew that the coolest kid ever Ken Griffey Jr would not be on the list....that kid is all natural boys and he is the greatest ever (despite his stints on the DL the last few years)

But I CAN NOT honestly believe that a great, natural player such as Hal Morris could have been juicing.

I worked for the Red's back in the early 90's (missed the series but saw a playoff series) and got to know Hal from working there and at Larosa's at the same time. Once a week starting after spring training in 1991 Hal would come to lunch at the Larosa's I worked at once a week, he would eat spaghetti, salad (ranch dressing) and ice tea. He was such a super nice guy that I could not help but think he was cool as hell. I was on the groundcrew for the Red's so I got to meet a lot of the players, most of them had the attitude of "fuck off dude, I am a ball player" but not Hal..he would take a minute to chat with me and my co-workers on the 'Crew, and always had a kind word. Hal was ranked second as the favorite of the 'Crew only because he played at the same time as Jose Rijo, who will always rank in my mind as my favorite Red EVER (again Hal close #2) Of all the autographs I got while at the Red's, Hal is one of my favs

Any way to wrap it up..Hal, if you did what is mentioned in the article that is your business, but just saying as a fan - I do not believe it. I saw daily how hard you worked on your swing, you were always in the cage or had a tee out smackin into the net...you were my "shoeless Joe" if that doesnt sound too gay. But if you did this Hal, I am one fan who is pretty disappointed here.

Mullet of the week time!

I think this may be the best ever. I'm not sure how to top this, but I'll try again next week!

Midgiemullhawk: Does it get any better?

Mulletude: 8
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: unexpected enemas, spittin' bomb lyrics, knowing that you know it don't stop.
Sightings: your cupboard (under the saucer).
Favorite Band: Creed.

I am so doing this at BLa3k's next game

for the normal people out there Bla3k is the nine year old son of a friend of mine. I love that boy and God love him cause he loves to bust my chops whenever he sees me, and damn, that kid can freakin play poker! So my boy BLa3k is playing ball, high school style and I need to get out and check him out (he is not nine btw, I think he is 16 now) So this is for you BLa3k!, if SRV can have a few beers before one of your games...you are gonna see my hott ass in the crowd dancing like this for ya!!

rock on,
SRV

Suck my dick NBC Sunday nightfootball

There is something so fuckin irritatingy about Al Michaels and John Madden on NBC. I used to love listening to them commentate games up until this year, maybe it is just hearing the same bullshit lines over and over again. Think back to any game you have heard them do, and picture any receiver who catches a pass right on the first down marker, and I swear to you that no matter what the down and distance on that play, you will hear "Well he knows exactly how much to get on every play" Umm, excuse me AL, that fucking guy is running a slant, and yes he knows how far he needs to go for a first...time for a new line grandpa!!!

Also fuck NBC for having Keith Olbermans jackass on a sports show...he had his chance with ESPN and he burned that bridge, stick with your anti-Bush rants on MSNBC fuckstick!

And the final fuck you is for showing this tonight:

I first saw this sammich a few years back and have been jonesin for it since! Fuckin Primanti bros.....your sammichs look so good! Please....please for the love of all that is good and holy, open up shop somewhere here in Cinci! I will come and work for ya!!!! Oh, man, look at that shit , any big honkin deli sammich you want - topped with some slaw and a big handfull of fries...oh hells yeah!! I want to drive to Pittsburgh one day next summer eat at a Primanti Bros, then load up the car with a few cases of Yuengling and all will be right with the world! KB you up for a road trip in 2008??

my rant is done....please go about your business

Pitt /vs/ West Virginia

1:46 left in the game but wanted to post that if Pitt loses this game, the back judge should be investigated. He threw two late as hell holding penalties on the same guy on different plays (one was for a TD the other for a crucial first down)

Pitt is getting jobbed

well thanks to my computer running slow as shit, WV could not convert on a 4th and ten, Pitt has the ball again - of course there is a late flag on the Pitt def for excessive celebration (punk ass kid defended a pass and put his hand up signaling #1 and that got a flag...what the fuck)

so to sum up the game, the 4-7 Pitt Panthers have played a great game, the Mountaineers have not and hence the score but seriously, damn if the refs were not trying to swing the outcome of this game. Doubt there will be another word said about it except from the coach of pitt (have no clue how to spell his name)
Edit - game is over, Pitt took a smart safety to run out the clock and to win the game, the refs should be fired for that pathetic performance!

Go on with your bad self Kucinich!!!

Clicking around on Michelle Malkin's web site on a cold boring Saturday afternoon and found a few mentions to a whack-job site called prison planet. Apparently the nutbar who runs the site thinks that we are all prisoners in this hell hole called the U.S. of A. - but that is not the point of this post, the point is there is an article on that site with the headline "Elizabeth Kucinich: My husband would absolutely consider running with Ron Paul" From the thumbnail of Mr. and Mrs. Kucinich I had to google her and boy was I glad I did that!

Behold your next First Lady:

So I am here to say, good for you Dennis...the best move for you right now would be to take her everywhere with you, get her in front of the cameras, hell take her on stage with you to the debates (or at least point to her in the crowd and get her smokin hott rack out there for the world to see!!!!! At the very least the showing of your hott wife - dare I say MILF?- would help push Biden's plagairizing ass out of the race and maybe he will take the spic with him!

SRV is now throwing his support out for Mrs Kucinich, anything I can do to you/for you baby...you just let me know, I got a "soupcan" just for you chickie!Oh and she has a sexy Brit accent as well...what a woman!

To be fair and balanced here lets show the rest of the hott Republican and Democrat signifagant others in the race for First Lady:
Mrs Fred Thompson

Mrs Obama
Mrs Guiliani

Mr Hilary And finally Mrs Mitt Romney :

J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets!!!!!!

God damn....good for you Jet fans for getting your female ticketholders to show rack during halftime at Jets losses. That is so much better than watching the West Rutherford marching band or the flag football game that St Ritas is putting on. I live in Cincinnati, been to many a Bengal game and have yet to see any local chick show boobs during the game (the only time i saw a chick flashing rack at a game was a Brown game with seats in the Dawg pound...girl in front of me and my friend said she would show em when the Browns scored against the Steelers.....yeah she flashed at the 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter!!)
So to sum it up...good for you Jet fans for getting your chicks to share in the halftime boredom...you's guys fucking rule!!!

SRV

Finally - Teh Goat's wet dream

Mullet of the Week

This one is for Jim:

Midgiemullet:

Midgiemullets have the highest MPSI (mulletude per square inch) rating within their species.

Irish folklore has it that if you caress the Midgiemullet 3 times, you will be blessed with a case and a half of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your doorstep within the next 48 hours.

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: taunting non-mullets, being tossed and bowled.

Favorite Band: Kid Rock

Rambling just to ramble

I am sure I am not alone in wondering how the freaking Bengals actually pulled a win out against the Ravens. Poor Steve Mcnair, in my opinion you used to be a damn fine QB...these past two seasons you have proved that you are not that QB anymore.

Tony Romo - you are the fucking man! Keep smiling and throwing TD's to T.O.'s crazy ass brother, you fucking rule!

The only thing better than a good side boob shot is a good whale tail. Feel free to agree with me after checking the pics

If Democrats think that GW is the worst president ever, they are in for a rude awakening when Hilary gets elected...she is going to hand the U.S. over to the U.N. and the fucking chinks (oh and all the spics are gonna be driving the chinks around with their new drivers licenses)

Attention: Underboob is the new Sideboob!!!

Saving Private Ryan is a damn fine movie, the D-day scene(which I am watching right now) is intense as hell

I dont care what any jackass says about Brittany, I think she is badd ass!! Scroll to the bottom (hehe bottom!) the last pic of her ass makes me tingle baby! The song pretty much blows but damn...see her ass bounce while wearing the panties creeping up that juicy butt....oh hells yeah

I think the only NFL game I picked correctly this week was the Bengals game, Peyton Manning throws six INT's? what the fuck?

rock on,

SRV

Going Green?

NBC...are you shitting me? Doing highlights during halftime Sunday night witht the lights in the studio off, so that they can go "Green". According to Bob Costas (who mind you is not worth the steam of my piss) stated that with the lights off for the halftime show that they save enough energy to power 100 normal homes. Those hard ons have candles on the desk to have some light their faces, yet there is neon lights and scrolling info bars going all over the place.

I am all for saving energy if it can be saved, as in normal people turning their lamps off if not needed is great. And I guess I am for NBC showing people that energy should be conserved, and as long as they dont preach the whole "Do as we say not as we do " thing that is great. But if they start the preaching I will start my bitching!! God help em if I hear the words "purchased carbon credits for...." carbon credits are such a farce, that I am honestly happy that someone is scamming "green" MF'ers ~!!!!


Until that time, turn your lights off if not in the room, but dont do anything else to raise your electric bill - damn the man people!!!
rock on,
SRV

Web blog awards

Click on this and go to best sports blog and vote for Kissing Suzy Kolber, then vote for Michelle Malkin under Best Conservative Blog, and Will Wheaton for Best Celebrity Blog.......vote early and vote often.
KSK made me want to get out here and start posting so please support those funny as hell , dick joke makers, and huge supporters of cheerleaders (especially the Texan cheerleaders)

rock on,
SRV

1977

I received this email today and thought it hilarious enough to post here:

Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my grandfather. While my brother and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this:

A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking. I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels:

Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom:

There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes.The clothes are fantastic.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:

Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:

This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

Here's how to get your ass kicked on the golf course:

This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent against ass-rapery.

Here's how to get your ass kicked pretty much anywhere:

If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup.

Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:

He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster.

How to get your ass kicked in a meeting:

If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

How to get your ass kicked on every day up to and including St. Patrick's Day:

Dear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

In this next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.

As does your search for chest hair.

And this -- Seriously. No words.

Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. F*ck. I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab.

Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, I'm guessing that in 1977 it was considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?

I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled "Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best."

And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits.

That, and a blonde girl with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric."

Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:

I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers:

Man, that's sexy.

Do you care enough to help?

it is for the kids!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_LutWBunb4

props to chrisT for this one, you freakin rule dude

Mullet of the Week

Mulletard: a "special" person blessed with a mullet.
You never know what to expect from these gentle creatures.

Mulletude: ?

Aggressiveness: ?

Hobbies: playtime, finger-painting.

Sightings: your mom's bed, random fields.

Favorite Bands: Raffi, Barney, Pearl Jam

The fall of Society

How Long Do We Have?

About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government."

"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury."

"From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship."

"The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years"

"During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. from bondage to spiritual faith;

2. from spiritual faith to great courage;

3. from courage to liberty;

4. from liberty to abundance;

5. from abundance to complacency;

6. from complacency to apathy;

7. from apathy to dependence;

8. from dependence back into bondage"


Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the 2000 Presidential election:

Number of States won by: Gore: 19 Bush: 29

Square miles of land won by: Gore: 580,000 Bush: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by: Gore: 127 million Bush: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore: 13.2 Bush: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country. Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."

Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal’s and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

Brohemian rapsody

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938

What a great week

Oh what a fun week this has been so far. My Bengals some how or another actually squeeked out a win, the World Series finally got under way, and as of this writing the #2 team in the country is losing (again). Also had some notable milestones that need mentioning -

My middle child turned six this week , happy birthday ya big honkin redhead!

My wife won at poker on Saturday, I got drunk, it was a good night.

Please note, the Heineken mini keg is well worth the money!

Wednesday morning marked the seasons first siting of "Fuck Me" boots! This chick wore them well,and was strutting her stuff even in the rain!

Shots were heard outside of my place of employment this morning, the first time I have heard gunfire, woo hoo.

Oh and it rained this week....apparently all the rain we didnt get this summer we got over the last 3 days, forgot how much I hate the way people drive in rain.

Anyone else notice that everyone in America suddenly hates Chad Johnson? I can see hating him and all that, but the broadcasters who have been knobbing him the last few years, turned on a dime and are ripping him. And it is really racist shit as well...calling him Mr Bojangles and the like. I hope CJ gets the hint and at least for a while, he will stop talking to the press, he will play like the all pro he is, catch anything thrown his way. Catch a TD? spike the ball and get to the bench, no more dancing or anything gay like the hall of fame jacket.

That is it for the week so far, going to see the St X game at Nippert friday night with my favorite cousin, going to a wedding Saturday then to see the Bengals play the Steelers on Sunday. Should be a good weekend

SRV