Mullet of the week time!

I think this may be the best ever. I'm not sure how to top this, but I'll try again next week!

Midgiemullhawk: Does it get any better?

Mulletude: 8
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: unexpected enemas, spittin' bomb lyrics, knowing that you know it don't stop.
Sightings: your cupboard (under the saucer).
Favorite Band: Creed.