Midgiemullet:
Midgiemullets have the highest MPSI (mulletude per square inch) rating within their species.
Irish folklore has it that if you caress the Midgiemullet 3 times, you will be blessed with a case and a half of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your doorstep within the next 48 hours.
Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: taunting non-mullets, being tossed and bowled.
Favorite Band: Kid Rock
1 comment:
midgiemullet....fucking awesome!
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