But you can call me douchebag if ya want. I can take anything you say completely out of context and make it sound like you meant the complete opposite. I worked hard on doing that during the few years I spent at ESPN...remember that? Way back when...yeah, people used to think I was cool then...then I got fired and then decided I should be a news anchor and specialize in ripping on any president named Bush. But anyway, enough about me, just wanted to pop in and say hi.
Oh and to make sure we stay on the cool side...make sure you never say the words "Soldier" and "phony" are not mentioned in the same sentence , otherwise I will give you a 20 minute diatribe about how unpatriotic you are and how you sir should apologize.
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